serious business

Today, after 8 long months of lethargy, I finally enrolled in a truly kick-ass, no nonsense, no frills gym called "E____e".  More reasonable than all those other fancy-pants fitness centers with their juice bars and lounges and astronomical membership fees.   No fancy decor nor lighting. No windows even, it's like some huge, dimly lit cavernous dungeon - BUT FILLED with well kept equipment -- the basic stuff that spelled serious business and seemed to say hey we're here to work out and not to flirt with co-members in between sets.  AND serious business it really was!  I just left the gym an hour ago and had to literally tear myself away because of the awesome eye candy - an ENTIRE PBA basketball team doing their strength training bit - which of course I pretended not to notice... I simply walked about with an air of nonchalance, to the fountain, to the machines, and obeyed my trainer, adding more weights to impress (!!?).. for there they were, bronze, tanned, and chocolate gods with nobody under 6'2", I KID YOU NOT.  What a feast..all pumping iron, doing some reeeaaally serious business.  

I have found it, my ideal gym.  Lots of inspiration to make me go at least thrice a week, dontcha think.