Settling

Sometimes it takes a weird office to inspire weird minds. For the past year and a half, I have been stationed here at the ground floor of this building together with very straight and serious neighbors like 'audit', 'msd' and 'personnel' . For some reason management decided to distance my team away from the chika fa-shon girls of merchandising in our former office (the lifestyle section) and transfer us to - well, hard news. AND so, to survive in our new area, like the way early settlers quickly adapted to their rustic settings and pitched their tents, built their log cabins.. we have built for ourselves a little nest that boasts of eclectic decor and very strange but delightful props sourced from the hodgepodge of events and projects we've had thru the years... these run the gamut from old, unused cans of soda water that now line the wall of the conference room to empty wine bottles to beaded curtains to GIANT parols and wall decor that look like oversized brooches to old rotary dial phones, mannequins and body forms awaiting their turn to be sent to the stores or warehouse... The list goes on...
Recently we have enjoyed (and been inspired) by the presence of two tall, dark and handsome mannequins, completely naked, offering their wares to all and sundry... we are a total of 6 girls, 1 gay, and 1 real boy (who is the assistant of the gay). Let me immortalize the presence of our two visitors by posting them here in their full, naked (and - pardon the pun - headless) glory...

Of course I, as the head of the department, felt it was my responsibility to do something to prevent this blatant show of nudism, lest the likes of audit, msd and personnel complain (we weren't) .. And so ... here is our version of the fig leaf..

Again...as the young girls would say... LAVET!!!